I turned off my TV yesterday after watching half of the Daily Show and falling asleep. When I woke up today it was set to Comedy Central - paid programming. Usually the infomercials in the morning tend to run the gamut from health/gym to cleaning to makeup/acne. Today was the exception - the infomercial was for LuvRub, the lube for "Him or Her and of course they can be used together." What kept me watching for 3 minutes (yes, I timed it) was the fact that the infomercial featured three couples: 1 jewish couple, 1 latin couple and 1 white, old, WASP couple. They all sat around the coffee table littered w/bottles of lube and talked about their sex lives. Even in infomercial all the stereotypes were right there, played up to no end! The blonde jewish girl was all over her bf as they both gushed about the wonderful sensations and longer/stronger erections while ahving sex. The latin couple - the guy was a joker, the girl was a slut and although they wer supposed to be a couple, she definitely saat at the far end of the couch and mentioned how she is always looking for something new to do in bd and likes to keep a tube by her bedside for her...err..partner. The old couple...yeah...the guy said how he didn't want to go to the MD and get a prescription b/c that would entail him telling the MD all th partiuclars of his sex life and he didn't want to share those. Well, buddy, you are right, why keep it in the privacy of the doctor's office when you can just go on national TV and let us all kno just how wonderfulyour sex life has become.
Then I switched to MSNBC Squak Box, nothing like waking up with a little sex news and market nes in the morning! I caught the interview with a hedge fund guy who is against the bail out. He was sharing the screen with another man who I assume is pro-bailout. I loove how diferent they were! The hedge fund guy never twitched, looked hot and calm. the other guy was gesticlating so wildly that half the time his arms didn't fit on the screen. His voice would raise and fall and it was jsut hillarious ot watch the scrawny "boy man" battle the man. My favorite was when the boy/man made a point about something and ht eman dodged it by saying "Thank you for bringing up that point, I as going to tak about it later, however, let me now talk about my third point which I believe is even more important." That's his answer to a particular question! I love it! What a great strategy! And mind you, never twitched a muscle!!!
OK I am going back to sleep now.
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